yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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