what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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