Buhtt sex?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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