I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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