Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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