You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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