how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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