i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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