covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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