4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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