Dual....:-)
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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