normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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