At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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