i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I have post one night stand depression
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