No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
jump out the window naked night went bad
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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