After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you traded sex for a burrito?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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