Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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