Whod you bang
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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