Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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