When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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