I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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