I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The feeling are messing with the penis
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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