So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if only i could text you this smell
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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