I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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