it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I cut my penus on the lid.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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