Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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