You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think my mom watched the whole time
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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