Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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