He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
