So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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