After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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