I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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