office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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