well you can't waste a boner
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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