S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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