we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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