I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The struggles of a small town man whore
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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