What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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