If i come over, it means nothing
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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