i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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