y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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