so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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