Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
are you so shy because you have an std?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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