There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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