therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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