we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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