i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
