they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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