Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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