I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
