i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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