Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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