Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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