a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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