Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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